I was in an English classroom at EHS, and Merrill Pishke was sitting next to me in a blue dress. It was mostly other freshmen in the class, except for Gene McArthy. One of them went on about a fight between Gene and Armor Shaw where Armor had been beating up on Gene like he always does. This was interesting because I think it would be Riley Wilson in real life, but what ever. So, Mr. Ferrell was my teacher, but he left the classroom, and in walks Jim Carrey in a purple suit. He comes up to me and whips out a butterfly knife and brandishes it in my face. Everyone else gasps, but I stay calm.
“Let’s put the butterfly away,” I say to Jim.
“What butterfly? I don’t see any butterfly!” he retorts.
“The butterfly knife in your hand…” I reply. We both go out into the hall, and he gives me a fake finger with blood on the end, and proceeds to cut off his right index finger. He then takes the fake finger (which obviously is not his real finger) shoves it back onto his hand where the bleeding finger stump is and walks into Mr. Ferrell’s office to play some sort of prank. I walk back to the classroom and sit back down, covered in blood, and holding his real finger.
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