Dream on 7/22/10

We went as a family to go see this strange museum. We went with Gram, Aunt Kathy, Uncle Waver, and Ben. I helped Gram down the tiles, which weren't very slippery for me, but were much more so for her for some reason. I sort of ran ahead to an exhibit about tools, hoping to find one that would sever a chicken's spinal chord and make all its feathers fall out at the same time. Everyone caught up was was really interested in this long, flat, hard to use device that was used for pulling VHS tapes out of jammed VCRs. Dad pulled out some kind of orange rasp that looked like a cheese-grater out of his pocket and began sawing off the end with his knife to make it look like one of the tools there. I went out the door, down this long rocky staircase that was more of a wall than anything else. The rest of the family had gone another route to look at this exhibit about these first, holy people. I came around a corner and was in the exhibit with all the holy people. They saw me and started talking about how I was special. A piece of a package had fallen into their cage that had some numbers on it. They had used those numbers to create a holy language that spoke the truth. I tried to crawl up the wall and they stopped me, and drew a weird (sort of stupid) looking symbol on my face. I finished crawling up the wall and got back to my family and told them all about it but they didn't believe me. I left the zoo and everything turned into a sort of 8-bit "Pokemon" style view and I went to this club that I was "king" of where everyone knew I was a holy/chosen person. I was talking with a guy who didn't have a girlfriend so we both bonded over that and then went to the store to pick up a magazine. This was a special magazine though, and if a girl saw us buying it then she would want to go out with us. He was wearing some really tight underwear shorts that showed off his junk and I was wearing the same sort of thing. We decided to leave though and go back to the clubhouse behind the bush in the 8-bit zone though because we would have had to walk past a bunch of embarrassing magazines to get to the one we wanted. I went into my chamber and changed into my dragon-skin suit (which was really flamboyant and ridiculous), then we headed back to the store. We made it to the magazine. One girl who worked at the store saw my friend and liked him, but then another came over and sent her away because she also wanted my friend. I was looking in the magazine that got us the girls and I realized that I could see the future in it. I felt bad for the girl who had gotten there first but was then sent away so I went to find her.