Dream on 7/8/10

I had been invited to go to the pool with Megan Pierce and Beth. I went and I was going to go off the diving board like everyone else, but the tip of the diving board was bent into the water. I jumped anyways though because people were yelling at me to do it. The diving board split in half and everyone was all aghast. The Life Guard was some dude with puffy black hair, aviators, and a green shirt. He was getting mad and I was being really defensive because it was a piece of shit diving board and what did he suspect? It looked like it had been broken for a long time before I got there. I walked out of the pool because he was still getting really angry and I was outside and walking past the fence when he said, "I wrap my wiener around my finger," I don't know why he said it, but I knew that he was french, and I was in Canada so I yelled, "C'est trop court!!!" which means "It's too short!!!" which apparently was a huge insult because he started yelling about how he was gonna beat me up and started chasing after me. I ran away and ran into the EHS Health Center. I was going to run through, and I ran past Mrs. Moore in one room but I came back to say "Bonjour Madame!" and then kept running.