Dream on 7/27/10

First, I was in a strange underground city. I looked like Killerbee (or whatever his name is from Medabots) and there was another one that looked like a saber tooth tiger or something. We morphed out of our armor to look like our normal human selves, with some of the medabot parts still there. I had two swords in my left hand, and one flimsy rapier in my right. There were three of us running around killing these gray humans that were bad for some reason. Zombie vampires or something. I had to cut off their heads or stab right through them, and I couldn't do it with the rapier. It just kept bending, which was really dangerous because I could have died from vampire bites or something.
Then, I was with my family and we were going through the city that the Alajas Ajani zombie massacre happened in. We were trying to find a place to stay so we were going to my friend Chris P.'s house. As we got to the door I remembered that he had turned into a junkie and he opened the door pouring sweat and in nothing but some old tighty-wighties. We came in, I saw his eyes were beet red, and there was paraphernalia all over the place. There were a bunch of other people there too playing video games.
This last part is a little blurry, but I remember it being much like Final Fantasy for the DS (same sort of aesthetic). I was a knight in a big city of knights. There were three levels for each person. Level one was very ornate looking armor. Level two was less armor, but huge fiery wings erupted from your back. Level three was more cartooney, had even less armor, and had smaller white cartoon wings. I was level one, fighting four level threes. I was super awesome though because I was trying to save the queen of the purple tower. The level threes ran out of mana or something though and morphed back to level two. That's about all I can remember.

Dream on 7/24/10

This was like a 20 part dream, so I only remember bits and pieces. First, I was looking for houses with the younger of the two Salazar brothers from 24, season 3. They were all on a relatively flat plain, white-trim, white everything really, and the inside looked a little rundown (college student kind of rundown) but it all had nice white furniture that looked really new. Me and Salazar were both wearing white suits to go with everything. We sat down on a couch and Salazar said, "You know, [name] was killed right here, in this exact spot." and then a fine red mist bursts from the side of his head and he slumps to the floor dead. A swat team busted in and I was freaking out, and that's where that part of the dream ended.
In the second part, I was just questing in World of Warcraft as my level 63 Tauren Death Knight. It was sweet. I was in Hellfire Peninsula and I was just running around killing ambiguous monsters for some quest or another. There was one more major part to the dream, but I forgot it. I should have written this down earlier, my b.

Dream on 7/23//10

I was leading a group of kids across this mountain. We got to a swimming pool that had a helmet in it (looked like the Daft-Punk one) so I dove it to get it, but as I held it up it turned into ash. The focus went away to this little animal that was exploring the woods. He came across a metal container of some sort and opened it to see what was inside. Inside was a Cantaloupe with a triangular mouth and three huge triangular teeth that came off the bottom jaw. In a cage behind him in the corner was a watermelon with the same sort of mouth. They both had eyes and little tiny hands and feet, but they were really kind of scary. I think the cantaloupe at the creature that found him and released the other guy, but by then we were swimming across the shallows of the river. The cantaloupe was close on our heels though so we ran back to EHS where we started to put on a play with some real animals. We had a bear, a lion, two white wolves, and some other animals. The parents were waiting for the play, so while everyone got ready, I got the wolves out of a wheelbarrow, where one had been kind of smushed so It ran out, skittered on the street, made it to the grass and then fell down with a whimper. I climbed a tree to start painting the lion black, then climbed down to a lower branch to see if I could reach the bear on the ground, but he didn't like being painted so much, so he just got a few stripes. A girl was supposed to be painting the children's eyes black, but she was no good at it so I stepped in. I took them to a mirror and found she had just done a big outline, some swirlies, and written a name around one boys eye (I really want to remember what that name was. It was an author I think). I started getting to work on the eye, but woke up before I could finish.

Dream on 7/22/10

We went as a family to go see this strange museum. We went with Gram, Aunt Kathy, Uncle Waver, and Ben. I helped Gram down the tiles, which weren't very slippery for me, but were much more so for her for some reason. I sort of ran ahead to an exhibit about tools, hoping to find one that would sever a chicken's spinal chord and make all its feathers fall out at the same time. Everyone caught up was was really interested in this long, flat, hard to use device that was used for pulling VHS tapes out of jammed VCRs. Dad pulled out some kind of orange rasp that looked like a cheese-grater out of his pocket and began sawing off the end with his knife to make it look like one of the tools there. I went out the door, down this long rocky staircase that was more of a wall than anything else. The rest of the family had gone another route to look at this exhibit about these first, holy people. I came around a corner and was in the exhibit with all the holy people. They saw me and started talking about how I was special. A piece of a package had fallen into their cage that had some numbers on it. They had used those numbers to create a holy language that spoke the truth. I tried to crawl up the wall and they stopped me, and drew a weird (sort of stupid) looking symbol on my face. I finished crawling up the wall and got back to my family and told them all about it but they didn't believe me. I left the zoo and everything turned into a sort of 8-bit "Pokemon" style view and I went to this club that I was "king" of where everyone knew I was a holy/chosen person. I was talking with a guy who didn't have a girlfriend so we both bonded over that and then went to the store to pick up a magazine. This was a special magazine though, and if a girl saw us buying it then she would want to go out with us. He was wearing some really tight underwear shorts that showed off his junk and I was wearing the same sort of thing. We decided to leave though and go back to the clubhouse behind the bush in the 8-bit zone though because we would have had to walk past a bunch of embarrassing magazines to get to the one we wanted. I went into my chamber and changed into my dragon-skin suit (which was really flamboyant and ridiculous), then we headed back to the store. We made it to the magazine. One girl who worked at the store saw my friend and liked him, but then another came over and sent her away because she also wanted my friend. I was looking in the magazine that got us the girls and I realized that I could see the future in it. I felt bad for the girl who had gotten there first but was then sent away so I went to find her.

Dream on 7/21/10

I don't remember too much about this dream other than it was cool. I was on horseback along a rocky, lava-ravaged stretch of land at the base of a volcano. I was commanding a large group of knights also on horseback, and I had an ancient black crystal spear (throwback to the 7th Tower book I'm reading), and we were waiting of the Bogordan Hellkite to emerge.

Dream on 7/19/10

I don't really remember the start of this one too much, I only remember sailing (or maybe windsurfing) at night from little island to little island across choppy water. The water was rough but for some reason I was really good at whatever I was doing. I got to one Island and there was a funeral taking place. There was nowhere to sit other than next to this mean fat woman, so I sat there. For some reason they started talking about religion and how no one really knew a whole lot about the Muslims. My 8th grade drama teacher (Mrs. Brown) stood up and said that she was from the "New" Jamaica (this was a post-apocalyptic dream I guess) and that the "New" Jamaicans were all Muslim. She started going off about this whole religious movement that really didn't sound like Islam, but the fat woman next to me was trying to silently convince her even fatter daughter across the row that she should try to marry me.

Dream on 7/20/10

This one felt very familiar too, but I don't think I've had it before. I was running through some fields towards an old barn. I got there and was looking around quietly, trying not to wake up the zombies I knew were somewhere nearby. Finally I was called upstairs by an old man. I locked the door behind me and waited in the loft of the barn (which was on a street much like a house would be) for the zombie threat to pass. Apparently they only come out at sunset, not even at nigh, so it was all over pretty quickly, but it was scary nonetheless.After that, I left the house with a shotgun and a few shells to do I don't know what, but that's all that I can remember.

Dream on 7/18/10

This was actually the second time I've had this dream, it was just a little longer that time. I was Leomon and I was fighting other digimon in a dungeon. I was weaker in this version of the dream though. Some digimon that looked like a Kitsune Samurai from MTG. I escaped the basement where they had put me and I was climbing up this snow covered hill when I saw two busses coming though the snow on either side. I quickly buried myself in the snow on the hill, but the bad digimon found me, hung me up by my foot from a platform over the cliff and then let me drop.

Dream on 7/17/10

This was a crazy one. Dakota Fanning and I were fighting goblins in a very World of Warcraft-esque manner. I had an axe and was landing critical hits left and right, it was way sweet other than the fact that I fucking love goblins. We finished the all off and then we were going to go with the white cycling dude to go expose some politician or something or do a news report I think. Either way, we took a car down to the river near the overpass in Richmond to meet this middle-aged black dude. We were talking about stuff when all of a sudden a tornado formed out of the sky and began funneling down towards the water maybe 200 feet from us. We all started freaking out so we got in the cars. Dakota and the cycling dude got in the black guy's car, and the black guy and I got in Dakota's van, but neither of us had the keys for either car. We were all freaking out for a sec. Then I looked at the shoreline and I saw a little monster. "Is that a Tyranid?" I asked. No one answered. "IS THAT A TYRANID?" I asked again louder. I knew it was though. It was a Ripper, but for some reason I kept saying Genestealer, maybe because those are the creepiest. I found the keys next to me and started the car. The black guy came up to the front seat to drive so that I could look out the window at what was going on. I couldn't see Dakota, but the cyclist was riding his bike in front of a HUGE swarm of Hormagaunts, Termagaunts, and Rippers. They took the front wheel of his bike and I thought he was a gonner, but all of a sudden he and Dakota jumped forward and landed on the back of our van, holding fast to the doors and crouching on the back bumber. We hauled ass into the city. Turns out the Tyranids got there before us though. Everyone knew about them and they had been stealing animals' skins to look like our house pets. Grandma made me take out the bunnies we had and kill them, then I went back in and looked at my kitten. He was fine but he had a HUGE caterpillar stuck to his head so I pulled it off. That's when I woke up.

Dream on 7/12/10

Alajas Ajani. The zombie outbreak in some latin country. I got an extremely vivid depiction of small children being torn apart by their bloodthirsty parents. One little girl made it out alive and ran off into the fields, covered in blood much like that scene from Inglorious Basterds.
The second part of the dream was way crazier. I was with Don and we were supposed to be going to a nice restaurant, but i guess that changed. I was on a huge buss that was taking a large group of EHS people up north. We had done it before with less people, but now there were more for some reason. A lot more. I tried to go sit up next to Anne Pennington, but ended up sitting next to Marshall Weisiger and her friends. I think Anne said she didn't really want to sit with me. Well, somehow I ended up on a net outside of the buss. there were wolves and dear all around as we tore down the snowy road. The wolves kept jumping up to bite me, but I dodged each time. We finally got to this big right turn across a small river. For some reason there was a big fence with people (and wolves) on the other side. As we came around the turn, ALL the wolves came at the buss and the people couldn't hold them off. Luckily they didn't get me and we drove off pretty fast. We came to a rival school for safety, but they started beating up the kids that got off the buss. We were also in a stadium and thousands of people were watching this happen. A bunch of dudes (the rugby team) put on big leather arm-length gloves with metal studs all over them and started beating people up hardcore. I decided I wasn't about to watch my friends get kicked around so I ran in and tackled the captain. I punched him in the face a couple times, and apparently I did it really hard because his face was all mushy and bloody and pale. He tried to do a double-legged take down but I sprawled. He felt so weak. I wrestled him down and got him in a head lock (with the arm inside too) and kept him pinned. After I was sure I had won I walked out and stood in a line near the buss with the other students. Their coach saw him and asked "WHO DID THIS?" so I stepped forward and said "I did..." They gave a speech about how the boy was captain of the team and how he was in the student government and now people would have to see him like this. I was about to explode with retorts about how it wasn't very mature or presidential or anything like that of him to beat up our students with a big mailed glove, but my Mom woke me up, so I never got to say anything.

Dream on 7/8/10

I had been invited to go to the pool with Megan Pierce and Beth. I went and I was going to go off the diving board like everyone else, but the tip of the diving board was bent into the water. I jumped anyways though because people were yelling at me to do it. The diving board split in half and everyone was all aghast. The Life Guard was some dude with puffy black hair, aviators, and a green shirt. He was getting mad and I was being really defensive because it was a piece of shit diving board and what did he suspect? It looked like it had been broken for a long time before I got there. I walked out of the pool because he was still getting really angry and I was outside and walking past the fence when he said, "I wrap my wiener around my finger," I don't know why he said it, but I knew that he was french, and I was in Canada so I yelled, "C'est trop court!!!" which means "It's too short!!!" which apparently was a huge insult because he started yelling about how he was gonna beat me up and started chasing after me. I ran away and ran into the EHS Health Center. I was going to run through, and I ran past Mrs. Moore in one room but I came back to say "Bonjour Madame!" and then kept running.

Dream on 7/2/10

I was an Injured panther in my house and I was trying to save this girl from an angry mob of dudes outside. I climbed into a cupboard near the stairs that had a clear view of the door. I had one shot in a shotgun and a fully loaded desert eagle. I let the door open and I took out the first wave with the shotgun. There were twelve people in the angry mob though, so each shot of the pistol had to count. I never got to see if I got them all and saved the girl though. And don't ask me where a panther learned to shoot guns.

Dream on 7/3/10

First, I was a rat, the very first rat in a huge line of rats that was running across this huge field in the middle of the night. Then I was at school, starting my RA duties, but it was at EHS which was kind of weird. I set up my room and waited, but none of the new boys arrived. I left to go to Gamestop or something, and when I came back, one of my roommates had moved in and a bunch of kids were moving in. They were all really strange too. There was a really poor Oliver Twist looking kid and his dad sitting in the hallway. I asked a woman outside my room if her son had moved into my room, and she said "You're the RA aren't you supposed to know these things?" Then she got on the phone with some businessman and said she was the wife of the guy who painted the T-Rex with the hat on and she needed to know something. The man on the phone said ".....I thought that was a dog" and told her he couldn't help her. I walked around looking at the other guys on my hall. I opened one door though and it was full (floor to ceiling) with folders and papers. I touched it and it slid back. Behind it was a room!!! Jack Ballenger and some new boy were sitting there playing on their computers. It was a secret room that had all sorts of crazy stuff in it, including Henry Eschelmann's shoes and all of Khoury's shoes that he had peed on (weird right?). I walked out of the secret room and Mr. Watts saw me. "We're trying to close down the drug room Eric, not re-open it!" Then Jack and the other guy (who happened to be the brother of another Amish guy on the floor) came out and we all sat down to dinner. The other Amish guy tried to punish us or something so he put beans on our rice, but that really wasn't that bad....

Dream on 6/30/10

The front hall of the Dining hall had been turned into really awesome old classrooms. I was standing in one looking at a painting that was made of very thick glass so it reflected a lot of light. A man (who sort of looked like Mr. Epshteyn) came in and told me to stop looking in a mirror and get out of the classroom. I said "Excuse me? My family has been teaching here for almost thirty years! I go to school here, and I'm waiting for my class to start!" I turned around and saw another girl from my class sitting down. "Isn't that right?" I said to her and she nodded. I turned back to the old dude. "Would you like a tour of the school?" I asked the guy. "I'll take you around the classrooms here and we can end up at the piece of art i was just looking at.
I don't remember too much of part two. It was sort of like a video game and it was in my Canada House. I used these counters that looked like slices of cake to clean up the house. Mary MC came into the house and looked at the cake like someone had eaten it, but I didn't have time to explain otherwise.

Dream on 6/28/10

The first part was me fighting these things in the woods. I had a lantern in one hand and a sword in the other. There were these red flaming skulls were flying around trying to kill me. They were all see through and became invisible in the darkness. I had to hold my lantern up and shine the light on them to see them, but my candle kept running out. I put my sword under my arm and ran through the woods, changing the candle in the lantern as I ran. That part of the dream ended before I could see whether or not they got me.
The second part was I was working at a basketball place with Nick Styles. We were both on the sidelines, managing for a team, but the team game up so he put on a jersey and I just went out in my shorts and t-shirt. We totally schooled the other team. I scored a rockin' one handed half court shot to finish the game and then we spent the rest of the time wandering through the maze of a gym we had been playing in.
I think there was one more part that also involved Nick Styles again, but I really can't remember what it was.

Dream on 6/27/10

First we were fleeing this city for some reason. but everyone was leaving and I went to go say goodbye to Robb with my Mom. He have me a bunch of pot so I shoved it in my pocket really quick. The police knew a drug deal was going down somewhere near us so I quickly threw out the stuff in the first trash can we walked by. We left the city in the car and that's all I can remember of that part. For the second part I was in this one huge black dude's house. I think he was a famous DJ or something. There were a bunch of underprivileged kids from Africa there that were all watching this music video, and the big DJ would always come out of his room REEKING of pot. He was getting bummed out though because he was going to throw a massive party for the kids, but all they wanted to do was watch TV. He really, really wanted to play some Black Eyed Peas.

Dream on 6/26/10

This dream was pretty sweet. It was real life World of Warcraft. I was horde, but I still looked like me. I was supposed to be Tauren, but everyone online looked like themselves, not like their race. The only equipment that showed up was the shoulders and weapons. Everything else was just normal clothes (t-shirt, shorts, etc.). I just remember finding this really sweet red axe. The name was red because it was one of a kind. It was also an axe though and I couldn't use it yet so everyone wanted it from me. I went to Orgrimar and learned how to use axes from the weapons master though. I ran up this gorgeous grass covered cliff though and stared out at the blue sky, axe and shield in hand and looked out across the world....of warcraft...

Dream on 6/24/10

This dream started off in a back alley. It was really green and dirty and gross looking but we didn't seem to mind. Charlotte Savage (a classmate from MacArthur) and I were going to try to sneak into this club through this tube coming out the back. We never really got in though. The second part was at EHS. Chuck Onuaku and myself were walking around on move-in day. We were hanging out at the Shop which had actually been transformed into some sort of academic building or had offices in it or something. A teacher (for some reason I keep thinking it's Matt Lively) came up and asked Chuck if he had everything straight for the coming year, and he said he did, but I knew that he wasn't actually going to school at EHS that year. I'm pretty sure it had to do with a class mixup or something kind of stupid, but for whatever reason he wasn't going to EHS. The third and final part of the dream was a party. I want to say that it was the Grad Party that I'll be going to tonight, but I don't know. I don't remember too much about it other than the fact that it was a party.

Dream on 6/22/10

I was dead and Hell was a video game. It was pretty sweet too. I was at the final level with my girlfriend (someone I've never seen). There were actually a fair amount of people at the final level, they all looked like they were just trick-or-treating though. The final level looked like EHS if the hill near Penick was a graveyard and the buildings were all crazy. I kept running back to this one place where there was this creepy old woman who would bite people to kill them. She stole my girlfriend's soul though so she couldn't respawn at the graveyard like everyone else. She was mad at her because my gf accidentally got Jack (the pumpkin king) killed and the other bosses had to step up to take his place but they weren't ready so the place was going crazy. The old creepy woman would have tea parties and the only way to beat her was to send this ping-pong ball down through this crazy machine and into her teacup. And I ALMOST had it, but she moved it at the last second. There were finally some other people there who were distracting her, so I was going to try again, but then Jack came in and woke me up.

Dream on 6/21/10

First I had to put on a play for my English class. I don't remember any of the classmates really, but I know my teacher was a young black woman. I was supposed to have been working on it for a while, but I hadn't done anything. I stalled long enough to get out of class. I ran around the city that night looking for my friends to get them to help me out, but they were all out getting drunk. I couldn't find any of them, so the next day I went to class and my classmates there helped me out. They had all practiced and stuff so I at least passed the assignment. Then it turned into the Oprah race dream again. I don't know if I wrote that one down before, but I know I've had it. I was turned into a bee and was racing through this insane obstacle course with other bees collecting different kinds of healthy food. It looked like some place out of The Imaginarium of Dr. Parnassus. I won in the end because I had collected the most fruit.

Dream 2 on 6/19/10

We were walking down the main drive and popped some balloons that were hanging out of two holes that just seemed to be floating in the middle of the sky. Dexter's arms came down and he was mad people were always destroying his inventions. I ran past the Halm's old house which actually turned out to be his laboratory. He got in the stretching machine (it looked like a taffy stretching machine), it worked so he got in again which made him too huge and stretchy. He sat down and huge dexter and began to cry about how his inventions never work.

Dream on 6/19/10

We went as a family back to Mopps and went swimming in their underground play pen. It was flooded and had fish in the central pillar. It looked like it was made of cardboard and found objects. It was starting to fall apart but Dad really didn't seem to notice. I finally convinced everyone to crawl out through a small tunnel. We ended up in a city that I don't think exists, but one that I had been in once before in another dream. We ran back to Mopps and tried to change into our regular clothes, but the only place we had to change had three little girls in it who were all giggling.

Dream on 6/13/10

I was trying to get this little girl to mow the lawn in a straight line so i set out this huge line of pink glowing dust (like the voodoo dust in the Princess and the Frog) but her dad kept talking to me and distracting both me and the little girl.

Dream on 6/11/10

I went to best buy looking for Wrath/magic cards but instead i got sucked into this Digimon game and i used some form of Terriermon to beat a much stronger Digimon. it was a sweet battle in a big blue square room (like the one in Ender's game).
The second part was I was some sort of scientist/artist on an island. i met these two hot girls that also worked in the same company as me and they ended up coming back to my hotel with me and my Asian co-worker, but the manager happened to be some sort of crazy serial killer with a thing for brutally mutilating people. I made a mask for him of a mutilated face (which I showed to the girls in my room because I thought it was creepy but all they did was laugh), but he made me wear a leather face mask while I was doing it. I gave him some back-talk about it and he held up a head that looked just like the mask I had made for him. He said that he would have done it to me, but I made a good mask for him. He said that he had only shown me kindness and that I had shown him disrespect. I left at the end, my cat turned back into a lion, then turned into a wolf creature (like a Gnoll, but reminded me of the Magic Card "Spirit Wall") wearing a little dress. The sequel was going to be called Revontulet.

Dream on 6/10/10

EHS hired some company to bring a bunch of fake zombies for a halloween party but they brought a bunch of real ones that were dying so they thought it would be OK. Dad, Sam, and I were going to use one of the school busses for something but there was a zombie on top. dad thought it was creepy but didn't know that it was still alive. I yelled at the zombie and it slowly turned to look at me. I told dad and he said "are you serious?" very concerned. It was scary.

Dream on 5/28/2010

I was in a class at governor's school and the teacher had a red sweater vest, brown hair and glasses on. He put on a movie that we had never seen before, but that we were actually in. There was a little boy with brown hair and glasses (who was not the teacher) in the movie with two mean parents. They had cast some sort of spell on him and were mean so he ran away. He bolted through the town and absorbed people. WE didn't actually know what was going on though, we just knew that something was a little different about him. When he absorbed people his physical appearance didn't change, he just held that person inside of him. Eventually the kids parents caught up to him (roughly around the same time we did) he had jumped a chain link fence and was in a darkened doorway. The parents were in the light and pretending that they were so glad they had found him. All we could see of the boy though were his two glowing blue eyes. A third glowing eye opened up on his forehead, but then faded out after a couple seconds. The house belonged to a beautiful young woman who had been working in the garden around back. She was dressed quaintly, but totally pulled it off. She asked him "Who are you?" but it was really more like, "How many people do you have in you? Which of them are you? Who are you now?" She was wearing my Ganesh necklace, and brushed it aside to reveal a small tattoo or marking of some kind on her chest. I couldn't really make out what it was, it almost looked like the Horde symbol from WoW, or maybe something kind of like an ornate plus sign. Whatever it was, it meant that she had the same power as the little boy, but she could control it. "Who are you?" she asked again, but then the episode ended. Our teacher gave us a worksheet for homework that asked us to reorganize the national budget, using only $20,000.

Dream 2 on 5/25/2010

Abed from Community was all over the place in this one. He had an emo haircut and was wearing a red and white choir robe. He was a famous youth muslim leader and had a huge portrait all over this temple in the woods. I was helping another kid come to terms with the fact that he would never walk again in some cottage down the path from the temple. His father came and said all of the stories he had told the boy were lies and that he had never been sailing. Me and the boy's father walked down the path and went into the temple and talked to some of the people there.

Dream on 5/25/2010

I was in a car with a lot of people and Max douglas. An asian dude from one store over came to driver's window and said something rude that was directed towards Max. I gave him some backtalk and the whole car laughed. He came over and punched out my window, then backed up into the parking lot, took up a fighting stance and started calling me out. I called 911 but it was the office of the principal from Community and he was frolicking with some other dudes in his office. That's where the dream ended.

Dream on 5/22/2010

In the dream I was a goblin. I was with a group of two to three other goblins and we were fighting this one huge goblin. He was big and menacing. It was a fight that we knew we would lose, but we fought anyway. We threw punches that weren't our strongest, it was a punch held back by fear, fear and a premature acceptance of our own defeat. I liked being a goblin, but it just kind of sucked that I had to die.
There was another part of the dream too. We were all humans again, some random group of people I don't know. We were at a sort of halloween/farm themed park with lots of those metal slides covered by tarps. WE wanted drinks but the line was waaaaaaaaay too long. I remember lots of hay and long crowded lines the most.

Dream on 5/21/2010

I don't remember too much of this one, but it took place on some alien planet that was covered in a dense jungle. The main characters were this warrior druid and a shape-changeing cat person. They lured this crazy hydra beast out of its lair and into this little bubble city, to make sort of an arena for fighting it. But the bubble around the city broke, and the Razorback tribe (like in World of Warcraft) surrounded it with their huge thorny vines and created this spiky mayhem arena. For some reason though, they thought this was bad, but then the dream ended.

Dream on 5/17/2010

I was over in Stewart Feerick's garage. Stewart and his girlfriend were there, along with Stewart's nonexistent, bass-playing brother. He was a little pudgy, dark haired and grungy looking. We did an awesome rendition of the song "Black Water Alligator" which I'm pretty sure doesn't exist. "It was a black water aaaaaaligaatoor..." then it went "Livin' in a one night staaaand!" or "Livin' in a rock n' roll baaaaand!" or something like that....

Dream on 4/18/10

It started out with John Candy as the main "character". He tried climbing up this steep grassy hill with train tracks on top, but the grass he was holding onto broke so he fell down and everybody laughed. Eventually he made it up though, and on the other side of the tracks was this huge, sand covered valley. He and I (who was just a trailing presence) walked into the valley and then John went into a door in one of the walls. He stood in a room looking out a window, but I knew there was a dead person buried in sand behind him, and that something bad was going to happen so I stopped the dream.
The second part sort of focused on me a little more a guess. Sam and I went to this ice cream shop that was really good, but the guys behind the counter looked a little "fersnickety" if you know what I mean. The second time around I decided to buy all the flavors of ice cream for $19, so I handed them this $19 bill I had. It looked crudely drawn and like a shitty fabrication, but it was legit. The guy behind the counter was bald, had a black handlebar mustache, and was wearing a white button down with a black vest over it. He put the bill in a scanner and saw that it had a code imbedded in it for $19.00. We got the ice cream, but then for some reason we ended up having this really fast paced flying gunfight with the ice cream men. I don't remember much about why we were fighting, but I definitely remember them trying to shoot me and Sam.

Dream on 3/13/10

It looked as though it was around 1950 or so, and I was at a boarding school. It wasn't EHS, but the Woodberry game was going on. Me and a couple other guys thought it would be funny to dress up like zombies and scare some of the woodberry kids. We got on all the makeup and stuff, and we crept through the bushes. I jumped out and scared this one blonde lady who was sitting in a chair outside conversing with some friends (just like those wrought iron chairs everyone has in their back yard), but she fell over and broke her neck. She turned into the first real zombie. We ran away because we were scared of what we had just done, and then time fast-forwarded about a year. I was now in this war-torn desert town, living with an old lady and Sam. The zombies were in a big pit (that was really only a few feet away from our house) down by the river. The main difference with these zombies is that they still had emotion and capability for complex thought. They even felt bad about being zombies, but they had to eat living human tissue or else they would "die". I watched what was now called a "charity suicide". A pretty woman with blonde wavy hair walked through the crowd of zombies. She was smiling but had tears in her eyes. As she walked by, each zombie would pull a little piece off of her to eat. The dream then resumed focus on me. I was sitting at the kitchen table and I was worried. The old woman (Grandma I guess) was freaking out and ushering Sam in through the door. My "mother" was coming, and Grandma was trying to keep her from taking Sam back to the nice, big, civilized city with her. She stepped into the room I was sitting in through the front door. She was tall with short blonde hair and a gray business suit on. She was pretty I guess, but I could tell that she was all business, and had no time to be an actual mom. This is about where the dream ended.

Dream on 1/6/09

This was an extremely long and elaborate dream, and it happened some while ago, but I'll tell it as best as I can. It started off with me in some city with a group of random people that were supposedly friends of mine. After crossing the street, a cop warned me about homeless people with poisonous dice (which apparently was a big deal). He then explained that a long time ago in a Native American burial ground, some of the bodies had been contaminated, and while two of the indians tried to push the bodies off of the cliff, they accidentally pushed off their chieftain who was disguised as one of the bodies to see what they were up to. We then walked down the street and an angry homeless man threw some dice (just regular looking white dice) at me, but needless to say I was scared. We went to the burial ground and dug around in the mud to see if we could find any poisonous dice, but could not.
The second part of the dream was kind of crazy. I was alone, but then met a 30-something, lonely version of my future self who was very good at killing these zombie vampires that had become a serious threat. We ended up in a city which we believed to be filled with them and we went to one's house to kill it. It turned out to be the zombie vampire 2nd in command, so it was very smart and captured the older version of me. It put it in some sort of weird neck brace thing, tore open its head, and then proceeded to lift the brain up while keeping the spinal cord intact. It was very strange and looked very painful. I managed to escape, but the he sent his zombie dogs after me. I made it to a street which I was surprised to find busy. It turned out that all the cars on it had been coated with this liquid that repelled the zombie vampire virus. When they saw that I was human, one car stopped and let me in.
I then somehow ended up at the zombie vampire headquarters castle thing, whereupon I was captured, and the zombie vampires said that they were going to "do things to me". That's literally as specific as the dream got, which I frankly find to be much, much, much more terrifying than any detail they could have given me...

Dream on 1/9/09

I was with a group of strange, hybrid people things, and they were all getting absorbed by one of the members of our group because he had touched some strange plant or water or something. We were all very small, and were in some sort of woodland area with puddles and such. I told everyone to follow me, which they did. I led them to a large water-filled area. There was a blue, plastic piece of pipe in the middle of it that was very big. It rested on it's side in the water and was closed up at both ends. The only way in was through another smaller piece of pipe that sloped up diagonally into the larger one. It sloped upwards to keep the water out of the main pipe part. I got everyone inside the main pipe part, and then proceeded to climb the metal rungs on the outside of the large part. As I was doing so, a wave came and knocked me off as soon as I got to the top of the pipe. This turned out to be quite fun as I landed back in the water, so I climbed up the sloped pipe to tell the others about it. As I did this, another wave came and the water shot up the sloped pipe. I thought I was going to drown, but because of the slope of the pipe, the water only went up so far, and so I just climbed faster and soon enough I could breathe again. This is where the dream ended for me.

Dream on 1/3/10

It started off and I was in a tux looking at George Thorne and we were doing this dueling solo thing outside of the trolley from Final Fantasy Crystal Chronicles, The Crystal Bearers. We were spinning around poles and snapping and doing harmonies for some song that I don't think exists but was kind of a play off of (or at least reminded me of) the Two and a Half Men theme song. The second part was when I was in the trolley, and all of the guys had to dress up like old Lilty women (like in the game) and got to pick out the outfits their dates wore, so they all chose excruciatingly skimpy outfits, and none of the dates showed up. So there we were, dressed up like old Lilty women, hanging out in this crowded (but awesome) subway car.

Dream on 12/31/09

I don't remember much of this one, but it was mostly scary. I was in this house that was very run down, but there were lots of people in it, some of whom were dead, and some who were not. The dead people were of course the scariest, but some weren't so bad. I was doing something important for this one dead girl, and I remember the feeling of being chased, or running away from something, something really scary. There was lots of peely blue paint, and smashed cabinets. I think the thing I was running from was this weird floating skull baby thing. It was way creepy, that's about all I remember.

Dream on 12/29/2009

I had a dream that I was at a skateboard shop trying to buy some nice black wheels by Zero for a short-board that I was putting together. The wheels where nice and squishy, but the clerk kept on trying to sell me some hard white ones. People were not being very helpful. After that, I ended up outside with David Glaize. He was shirtless, wearing black shorts, and had a helmet on. He had long hair too, like in a picture of him I saw in the EHS magazine. We were just sort of walking. He had his board, and I had Nico's with the red wheels. He was skating just fine, but as I attempted to skate across the street to an unknown woman in a white suit, I just sort of threw my board down and it shot forward, so I just ended up chasing it instead of riding it. I tried again and got one foot on, but only for a few seconds. The board just rocketed forwards again and I flailed past a group of schoolgirls in grey uniforms and matching hats. They looked very English. I felt very discouraged in my skating attempts, so I stopped.

Dream on 12/25/2009

It was very Spore-like. I started off working at Shenanigans, but that soon ended. Then I was making the island. The island was relatively big. It had four different armies working on it, each with their own base, and each with their own strengths and weaknesses. The army I was working for had developed a happiness ray that would convert enemy units to our side. It was night, and one of the neighboring armies attacked us. I was up the hill in the main hanger with my girlfriend (some ambiguous blonde girl), and i had my assault rifle with me. I saw the enemy troops starting to attack, so I lay down and started picking them off as they came up the front hill around this little bend in the road. They were obviously trying to destroy (or at least obtain) our new weapon and were heading towards our headquarters, but that's not where the weapon was. I saw their tanks on the beach down a ways, far from their troops, but very close to ours. I turned the ray on and shot one of those. The tanks happened to be what their specialty was, so they were extremely powerful and very versatile. I shot the biggest one and it came up over the bank and started firing on it's own men. Our troops quickly overran the smaller vehicles on the beach and then joined the tank in finishing off the enemy troops. We won the battle that day, but I would like to see if my dreams continue, and if we win the war...

Dream on 8/8/09

I was in an English classroom at EHS, and Merrill Pishke was sitting next to me in a blue dress. It was mostly other freshmen in the class, except for Gene McArthy. One of them went on about a fight between Gene and Armor Shaw where Armor had been beating up on Gene like he always does. This was interesting because I think it would be Riley Wilson in real life, but what ever. So, Mr. Ferrell was my teacher, but he left the classroom, and in walks Jim Carrey in a purple suit. He comes up to me and whips out a butterfly knife and brandishes it in my face. Everyone else gasps, but I stay calm.
“Let’s put the butterfly away,” I say to Jim.
“What butterfly? I don’t see any butterfly!” he retorts.
“The butterfly knife in your hand…” I reply. We both go out into the hall, and he gives me a fake finger with blood on the end, and proceeds to cut off his right index finger. He then takes the fake finger (which obviously is not his real finger) shoves it back onto his hand where the bleeding finger stump is and walks into Mr. Ferrell’s office to play some sort of prank. I walk back to the classroom and sit back down, covered in blood, and holding his real finger.

Dream on 8/7/2009

This was a pretty crazy one. I should have written this down earlier, but I didn’t, so sorry if it’s a little fuzzy. I was in a building, a warehouse of some sort, and I was dueling with this girl. She was pretty, and had long black hair and was dressed in a sort of school girl/ sailor outfit. She went behind these plastic curtains and behind them was just this vat of what appeared to be muscle, and a lot of wires and metal rods. She then transmuted them to make these weird muscle-y skeletons that attacked me. I managed to fend them off somehow, I don’t really remember how, but I think it involved lightning…
Anyway, so I followed her out of the building after the duel was over, and I guess this was some sort of training ground for witches or warlocks or something because it just sort of had that feel to it. I feel as though I had gotten there by jet-ski or boat, and that it was on an island surrounded by very dangerous waters.

Old Dreams

Scott Caslow was standing on a porch in with a blue UVA sweatshirt on and he was holding his lacrosse stick. Chester the Cheetah was standing in front of him in a rainbow sweater and a red beret screaming “CRAZY GOOD!!!!” really loud and doing that cartoony ‘head zoom’ thing, and Scott was just leaning against the porch column like, “what the fuck? Hahaha…”

This dream was in 2nd grade when I first moved to Italy and right after I had met Tommasso. I was walking down the alley where our apartment building was, and right next to it on the street was a real life "live action" creche scene. Tomasso's family made up most of the players, but Tommasso was just sort of there. It turned out he was a vampire and he said he was going to bite me. I begged him not to, and told him that I would give him my little red tricycle if he didn't, but he could not be turned and he simply shook his head (eyes closed) and smiled while I continued to plead with him.

Dream on 3/5/2009

So this was a two part dream. The first part was like Igor, and I was the hunchback in the Evil Science Fair of Doom or whatever it was called, and I had to pit my invention against all the others. My invention was a giant, black, metal dragon that looked like the one from the Disney version of Sleeping Beauty (you know, all black with green eyes and flames and stuff). The second part of the dream was like Toy Story, but everything was Bionicles. They figured out that life was sort of like a “game” so they tried to get out, but then they found out that life was actually like a big computer (an upside-down trash can with a hard drive on top, and some circuits and wires surrounded by a wall down below, and everything but the wires is silver) on the hardwood floor of an empty room with blue-gray walls, and that in trying to get out, they would break the computer and life as they knew it would cease.

Dream on 3/3/2009

This was one of the coolest and most vivid dreams I have had in a really, really long time. It all took place in Dawn of War II, but it had “real life” graphics. I was an Ork Commander, and my men were trying to set up this really sleek machine (that looked kind of like the arc of the covenant) that they had found on some other world that would send out this huge beam to wipe out the Space Marines. In the dream though, I was in prison, but I somehow escaped and got beyond enemy lines at the back of the Space Marine base, and I had to get to my men who were getting stomped because I wasn’t there at the front of the base. So instead of going around the huge base, I ran straight through it, killing anyone and smashing anything that was in my way, and I actually made it. I came out screaming, “LONGEST RUN IN HISTORY!!!!!” and then I killed the Space Marine Commander, and summoned more troops to aid the Boyz that were around the special machine we found, who were getting quickly overrun by Assault Marines.

Dream on 1/22/09

I was hanging out with some people by the field behind the bowl, and all of a sudden I turned around and Alex Harris was there! I asked him if he still remembered our handshake, and he said, “Dude…of course I remember.” So we did the handshake and then Brendan and a bunch of other Governor’s School kids came over to hang out. It was a party!

Dream on 1/23/09

Unfortunately I don’t remember too much of this dream. I was me, but a little younger, and I had psychic powers of some sort. I remember I was always trying to run away from these two other kids who were secret agents or something that wanted to capture me. I had an older sister that was taking me around and helping me hide and stuff. There was this one part where the group of people trying to help me got attacked by a bunch of secret agents, and I didn’t like it. I got mad, so I stopped time, and I beat the crap out of them. It was pretty cool…

Dream on 1/15/09

I went outside dorm (which apparently was Anderson) and I ran into Chelsea Jack, who was dressed like a storm-trooper and holding her helmet. We had a quick chat, and she handed me a gun, and then we joined in a friendly firefight with some other storm-troopers.

Dream on 12/27/08

I was swimming under this torch-lit dock at night, and I saw this Rastafarian ghost, and I stole his doobie and smoked it as I swam away. A girl nearby had light shoot out of her eyes and mouth and through cracks in her face and she started to chase me, angry because I stole their weed. It was really, really scary actually, I thought I was going to die. After that though, I escaped to this cabin where Caroline and Sarah were. Caroline was on the top bunk of a bunk bed, and Sarah wrapped this blanket around her and put on this really scary (but badly made) paper mache mask with a really long nose and lots of pointy teeth and that really scared me too, she looked like some kind of possessed slug or something, or even (I just had this thought) representative of a “bad trip”….like a demonic doobie….

Dream on 11/27/08

So my family was coming back from some seminar on “how to be a warrior” or something like that, and we were walking back to the car. The car was parked on the other side of this huge muddy swamp thing that was covered in really tall grass, and was full of tigers. We decided at the end to not go through the tiger infested swamp grass, so we turned around. Sam was at the back of the group and I turned around to look at him and a saw a clouded leopard slinking out of the grass, so I ran and pushed Sam away, and began punching the leopard. This was a relatively traumatizing dream because I spent the majority of it punching a large cat in the head trying to kill it. Towards the end I ended up doing a sort of “knuckle-chop” repeatedly to the area between the eyes and where the skull begins to plane out into the nose until the skull cracked open. Then I held the leopard down and mom shoved a mechanical pencil into its brain to make sure it was dead.

Topic

So this blog will be predominately about dreams. I'll be posting dreams up on a relatively regular basis, but I might throw out some other things here and there as well. I'm not doing this for followers or anything, I'm just doing it because I thought it would be fun. Feel free to comment though if you have anything to say!