Dream on 10/1/10

This was a crazy one. I was a younger version of me in medieval times. I was in a fort wooden fort with a man who was using this metal cylinder that looked like the thing Rasputin used in the movie Anastasia, but it was all metal and glowing green. He summoned these demons that were all in Doug-esque colors. They had these really terrible spears that were basically fence-posts with rounded points sharpened to a mild edge on one side. The army we summoned fought the humans in this nearby town in a wooded road right outside our fort. Both teams were really terrible and ran away from the fight screaming. I asked the leader guy to summon more, but he said that he couldn't use the whistle (the metal rod) again so soon. The humans (in their knight armor and red-and-white tabards with gold decorations on the front) realized this and came after us. We ran and all of a sudden we were in this bathroom in an apartment building at the end of a road in an Italian looking city. I looked out the window of the bathroom we were in, and saw a van pull up to the front of the house and some men in black suits show up. I knew they were this time period's version of the red-cloaked knights. We were freaking out. As soon as the men knocked on the door a woman in a pink shirt with brown hair opened the door and let them in. I saw a way out. I climbed through the window in the bathroom that I totally shouldn't have been able to fit in, but I sort of just busted through the window frame and broke it out of place. I ran across the roof outside the window (roof 1), and on to the one next door (roof 2). I busted through a Window on roof 2 and was in a spacious attic all of a sudden. I walked around and Amanda Bynes was sitting on a crossbeam, trying to hide from her mother. She wanted to run away with a boy or something like that I think, and the mom came up and yelled, "So this is where you've been hiding!" I helped Amanda get across the floor away from her mother and to a ladder that lead to another small window I was going to help her through. The sun poured in bright and orange, casting light upon all the dust hovering in the air. You could see that ripples through it as we passed across the beams. It was very surreal and movie-like. She turned and asked me why I did it. "Because you're just so adorable," I replied. She was really hot, adorable sounded really stupid, and I realized that after I said it. She laughed, leaned in, and gave me a kiss and climbed the ladder.

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