Dream on 10/6/10

I was a paper-maker, specializing in cigarette papers. I invented this one kind of rolling paper that had crushed up match heads in it, so it was sort of off white with small red spots on it. You could just strike them against a wall and they would then light. Someone was after us though, so I remember running down this downward spiraling column of moving sidewalks. We were hiding out in some building from these creatures, and then another building next to us blew up I think. It looked like we were in Ravnica, the city of Guilds.

Number Two (took a nap later):
I was in the movie theater with my credit card papers, I left them. I went back for them, they were gone and Obama had taken them and changed them around. He's so sneaky...

Dream on 10/1/10

This was a crazy one. I was a younger version of me in medieval times. I was in a fort wooden fort with a man who was using this metal cylinder that looked like the thing Rasputin used in the movie Anastasia, but it was all metal and glowing green. He summoned these demons that were all in Doug-esque colors. They had these really terrible spears that were basically fence-posts with rounded points sharpened to a mild edge on one side. The army we summoned fought the humans in this nearby town in a wooded road right outside our fort. Both teams were really terrible and ran away from the fight screaming. I asked the leader guy to summon more, but he said that he couldn't use the whistle (the metal rod) again so soon. The humans (in their knight armor and red-and-white tabards with gold decorations on the front) realized this and came after us. We ran and all of a sudden we were in this bathroom in an apartment building at the end of a road in an Italian looking city. I looked out the window of the bathroom we were in, and saw a van pull up to the front of the house and some men in black suits show up. I knew they were this time period's version of the red-cloaked knights. We were freaking out. As soon as the men knocked on the door a woman in a pink shirt with brown hair opened the door and let them in. I saw a way out. I climbed through the window in the bathroom that I totally shouldn't have been able to fit in, but I sort of just busted through the window frame and broke it out of place. I ran across the roof outside the window (roof 1), and on to the one next door (roof 2). I busted through a Window on roof 2 and was in a spacious attic all of a sudden. I walked around and Amanda Bynes was sitting on a crossbeam, trying to hide from her mother. She wanted to run away with a boy or something like that I think, and the mom came up and yelled, "So this is where you've been hiding!" I helped Amanda get across the floor away from her mother and to a ladder that lead to another small window I was going to help her through. The sun poured in bright and orange, casting light upon all the dust hovering in the air. You could see that ripples through it as we passed across the beams. It was very surreal and movie-like. She turned and asked me why I did it. "Because you're just so adorable," I replied. She was really hot, adorable sounded really stupid, and I realized that after I said it. She laughed, leaned in, and gave me a kiss and climbed the ladder.

Notes:
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Dream on 9/30/10

I think this one was the result of watching an episode of the awful Garfield cartoon on Cartoon Network. I was running through to woods to get to this summer camp I was in charge of. The woods looked like they were in the Seminary right next to the track at EHS. The camp was one little room in the woods full of fish in little aquariums and stuff. The kids were all trying to eat or play with the fish, and I ran around trying to stop them.

Dream on 9/27/10

This one was about Sarah. Not really sure what happened, I just remember talking to her. It has been a while since she showed up in a dream, not really sure what it means this time. Kind of disconcerting though, because now I'm going to be thinking about it for a while...

Dream on 9/26/10

Another Magic dream. You could throw down a card in real life on this sort of imaginary, table-like plane that followed you around. I was running and I threw down a black spell and it shot out this huge, oil covered razor blade at the person following me. Pretty sweet. It made me feel like a real planeswalker, and my deck was my spell book. Awesome.

Dream on 9/24/10

I went to my first FNM last night, and it rocked my world, so I didn't find it surprising that I dreamed about playing Magic. I was playing a mono-white deck (white weenie probably) and I was up against someone playing a black and red deck. I had out three white creatures, but one was sort of in limbo between being in my hand and being on the field. I saw it as both though. The strange card was just Infantry Veteran, but he played a large role in my games last night ( I had him out pretty much every game) and he seemed really important for this turn. That's about all I remember. I also saw it from the same angle as my facebook profile picture.

Dream 9/18/10

This was another dream about Shafer Girl. I invited her over for dinner or something. We went through a haunted house that was pretty cool, but she seemed kind of distant. It was sort of awkward. The haunted house looked really home made, and Kyle was the ring master of the whole thing. It was a white, circular room with a floating chair of some sort in the middle of it. The room wasn't completely circular though, it had panels on the walls, so it was some kind of many sided shape. You had to jump through this little pile of cardboard scraps under Kyle's raised seat. I jumped through ( a total of two times) and passed both of the horror tests. I don't remember what they were though. One I think was some kind of creepy fun house with some crazy ghost monster in it. After I finished though, I was in this strange apartment building that was supposed to be my home. I offered to walk Shafer Girl home, and she said yes, but didn't really seem to care. At this point, she warped again (like in the last dream) but this time she turned into a specific person. She turned into Alexandra Mannix, my best friends ex. I think she turned into Mannix because I would be afraid that the girl I like would turn out like her. I walked her back to her house/apartment. It looks like the place on the way to Panera or Gamestop near home. I recognize it from the movie UHF though as the place the Karate instructor punches though the wall and stuff. I ask her, "Is this the place from uh...that movie?" She just sort of shrugged it off. We go into the apartment and it's absolutely incredible. There is some gorgeous food set up all over the place, a real feast set out. There were some other people there in the rooms beyond the first. I walked past an old man sitting on the couch, and I saw two middle-aged guys in a room to the left. She just walked past them, went and picked up a bottle of wine. I took that as my cue to leave. I turned around and headed out. The end.